Petty Is As Petty Does

 I was doing so well keeping my pettiness buttoned up and not leaving this role with a salty goodbye, but yesterday was trying my patience. 

The drama lasted the afternoon, followed me to sleep and was waiting for me in my thoughts when I awoke. So here's the email I won't send but would love to in the name of pettiness.

Names changed to protect the dramatic. 

Dear Prince Charming,

Just wanting to be a good steward of your time. Is there anything specific you need from me? What is the ask here? I'm not available at this time but I can make myself available if there's something specific you need from me.

You see my understanding from Queen Isadora was:

Sephora was the product owner

Aurora was the IT support

and My Buddy was the SME with tons of telephony and contact center experience (#lies).

They might be more valuable resources to you than me, so I would refer to you to them.

Thanks! Have a great day!!!

We'll see if that holds me over until Thursday. Otherwise happy trails. I am quite drowsy because I have not been sleeping well.